Seznam doporučené popmusic, klasické hudby a knih do karantény

Našla jsem britský seznam doporučené popmusic, klasické hudby a knih a novin do karantény.... Vsadím se, že v češtině existuje také spousta perel tohoto typu! Sem s nimi!

Pop music

No Long-Life Milk Today
Be-Bop-A-Loo-Roll
I Want to Hold Your Hand Gel
Living in the Pasta
See You Later, Ventilator
Can’t Panic-Buy Me Love
Woodstockpile
Quarantine-ager in Love
Footshake, Rattle and Roll
Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club (and other mass gatherings) Banned

Classics

The William Gel Overture
Tales of Coughmann
Brandenbug Concerto
The Ride of the Viralkyries
The Closed-Down Barber of Seville

Books and plays
Peter Pandemic
The Man in the Ineffective Mask
Two Gentlemen of Corona
Julius Sneezer
Stay-at-Homeo and Juliet
Far From the Potentially Infectious Crowd
Robinson Cruise Woe
The Hoard of the Rings
Covid-19 Eighty-Four
Gulliver’s Severely Restricted Travels

Films
One Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Man in the White Hazmat Suit
From Here to Immunity
Don’t Kiss Me Kate
The On His Todfather
The Loneliness of the Social Distance Runner

Television
Not Going Out (For Four Months)
The Sick of It
I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Quarantine
Matchless of the Day
The Andrex Factor
Corona Nation Street
Cov Island
No Question of Sport
To the Manor Confined
Four in a Hospital Bed
Chestworld
The Flu Planet
Inspector Hoarse
Have I Got Queues for You
Life on Sars
The Huwan Show
Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Stayaway

and for those loo roll hoarders . . .
The Wipers Times